clipped from: We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
Bangstrom
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
Gordon R. Dickson
| If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do , then YOU DESERVE IT. I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird. Frank Zappa |
If a person wants to be atheistic, it's his God-given right to be an atheist.
Michael Patton
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlen
The less we know, the longer the explanation.
B.G.
Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.
Jim Slattery
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers film studios, 1927
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