Why Horses are Better Than Men

1. You can ride a horse all day.
2. A horse doesn't care what you look like.
3. A horse is always happy to see you.
4. A horse doesn't care if you've ridden a different horse before.
5. You can ride a horse all month long.
6. You can leave a horse out all night and know where it's been.
7. Horses don't get drunk.
8. Horses don't wonder where you've been.
9. Horses don't care what you wear.
10. If a horse pisses you off, you can sell it.
11. You can ride a black horse and nobody will care.
12. You can own more than one horse.
13. A horse doesn't care if you get drunk.
14. Horses don't watch football.
15. You can share a horse with a friend.
16. Horses don't leave the toilet seat up.
17. Horses don't let others ride without your permission.
18. Horses don't ever promise to call.
19. A horse won't leave you for another horse.
20. A horse can't get you pregnant.